Infrastructure Geek Gifts

What Holds the Subway Together?

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

"My career's on the line."

HS2 time bomb...

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Neversource"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"We're going to need more pets."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

Henry Ford

Small Government Is Here

Do not pass.

Heavy Traffic.

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting Closer

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.