So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...
Infrastructure Nerds Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone passionate about infrastructure and engineering? Our collection features clever, fun, and thoughtful items that honor their love for bridges, roads, and all things construction. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish print, or witty t-shirts, you'll find something that resonates with their nerdy enthusiasm. Show them you appreciate their technical expertise with a gift that combines humor and appreciation. These unique items are great for birthdays, milestones, or just because!
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."
The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'
'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
"Neversource"
HUAWEI 5G
"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"
'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'
"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."
Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt
US Infrastructure Deteriorating
HS2 time bomb...
"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"
Small Government Is Here
Heavy Traffic.
Do not pass.
What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"
Bot Art: After Judith Leyster
What Holds the Subway Together?
Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.
Crybaby
Local Report. Now let's go to Frank down by the river. These giant spools of wire rope have arrived at the bridge. Workers will begin replacing weakened wires holding up the bridge deck. A news story about wire ropes supporting the bridge will be controversial. Some people get very agitated by cable news.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
American Way of Life
'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'
"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."
Men Working Since 1931
The Source of the Thames...
"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"
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