Infrastructure Nerd Gifts

Small Government Is Here

Worst Landlord Ever

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

American Way of Life

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

WiFi Signals

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Cliff Notes

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Third Option