Infrastructure Nerd Pillows

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

American Way of Life

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

WiFi Signals

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."