Infrastructure Pundit Pillows

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Hate Platforms

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Invade/Fail/Deny

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"The Nominees"

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"