Infrastructure Debater Pillows

"Not another road protest"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Yellow Vests

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

"Woo-hoo!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Heavy Traffic.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'