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"Not another road protest"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

HUAWEI 5G

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

More Unequal Than Others

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Third Option

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

S**t Creek Halt

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

HS2 time bomb...

Yellow Vests

They Always Say That

The Train to Nowhere

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Heavy Traffic.