Energy Debater T-Shirts

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Danger, Nuclear Energy

Wind Farm Protest.

"If they'd had seismic monitors when blasting coal out of the ground during the Industrial Revolution, you lot would have frozen in your hovels."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

More Unequal Than Others

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Woo-hoo!"

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Yellow Vests

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

James Freeman

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Mud Slinging

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

The Elephant in the Corner.

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

School of Voodoo Economics

The Global War Against Global Warming