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No Nukes Now

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Nord Stream 2: See, Speak, Hear No Evil.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'