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Gazprom Dealer

Drill, Drill!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Woo-hoo!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"But is it renewable...."

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Nuclear energy?

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'