Energy Debate Lover Pillows

Drill, Drill!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Big oil.

Nuclear energy?

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

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