Energy Debate Fan Pillows

Senator, what's you plan to address $100-a-barrel oil? Use smaller barrels!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

The George Bush Library Tour.

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

"Some deterrent that was!"

The partisan cafe

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

This is Weird

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Pot and Kettle

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'