Environmental Debate Fans Pillows

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

"Woo-hoo!"

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Self Checkout

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

Fracking Express

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The delegitimization effort.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'