Infrastructure Geeks Pillows

Heavy Traffic.

Local Report. Now let's go to Frank down by the river. These giant spools of wire rope have arrived at the bridge. Workers will begin replacing weakened wires holding up the bridge deck. A news story about wire ropes supporting the bridge will be controversial. Some people get very agitated by cable news.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Neversource"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Third Option

"We're going to need more pets."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

Henry Ford

Small Government Is Here

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

HS2 time bomb...

Do not pass.

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

What Holds the Subway Together?

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Getting Closer

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"