Information Geek Gifts

"Head's up, some localised flooding."

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The DaVinci Code

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Twitter censorship

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor