Information Geek Gifts

"Head's up, some localised flooding."

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The DaVinci Code

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

'Here's MY information highway!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Twitter censorship

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."