Information Guru Gifts

'I think he was bombarded with a little too much information!'

"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."

'Consumers want so much information about where the wine comes from, we've had to start numbering the grapes.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'Here's MY information highway!'

Empty box of ideas

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Crocodile Selfie

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

I've always been slower than computers...

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Tech support...can I help you!

Never ending to do list

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'