Information Guru Gifts

'I think he was bombarded with a little too much information!'

"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."

'Consumers want so much information about where the wine comes from, we've had to start numbering the grapes.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'Here's MY information highway!'

Empty box of ideas

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

The Modern Novel.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Computer help.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Crocodile Selfie

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Windows or Mac?

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Never ending to do list

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'