Internet Guru Gifts

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

Wi-fied piper

Hi, I need assistance in transferring $20 million from a Nigerian bankn. Careful, Ernie, that's a phishing star.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.

Doctcom

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

Dad Trophies

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

I've always been slower than computers...

Crocodile Selfie

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Computer help.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.