Internet Guru Pillows

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

Wi-fied piper

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Doctcom

'Here's MY information highway!'

Dad Trophies

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

I've always been slower than computers...

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Computer help.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.