Internet Savvy Guru Pillows

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Dad Trophies

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Developing links within business.

Doctcom

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

The White House's Trojan Horse

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

Political Selfie