Internet Savvy Guru Gifts

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Dad Trophies

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Developing links within business.

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

The White House's Trojan Horse

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

Doctcom

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Want to invest in Fritter? It's like Twitter, but you can only send 279 characters. Brilliant. You think so? I'll do you one better. Why not invest in my new service? Bitter! No fair. 278 characters but they can only be about why you're ticked off!

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."