Tech-savvy Guru Gifts

"This might be a scam."

'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

Computer - 'I see you're on the telemarketers 'do-not-call' list...however, you're not on our 'do-not-spam' list!'

"Miss Jones. Hold all my calls. I'm only accepting tweets today."

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Today we learn about multitasking, so play on your phones, talk to each other, and listen to me at the same time."

"Duct taping your phone to your head isn't smart, it's being cheap. Go buy a bluetooth."

'Actually, you're lucky to catch me...I'm being replaced by a smart phone.'

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'He said he sent you two tweets this week.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"There he is - Drone Acharya."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Crocodile Selfie

Den Furniture

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'