Tech-challenged Guru Gifts

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

"How To Turn Stuff Off"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Den Furniture

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

Huawei Five-O