Tech-challenged Chap Gifts

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

God's Phone

Book Worm

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Telephone Box

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Old father time saving app

iPhone Senior

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'I don't have a resume. I f you need information, just Google me!'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

'Uh, mom. That 'mole' on the photo that you've been trying to erase for the last five minutes is a squashed fly on the monitor.'

"I tried to show my grandkids that I'm just as smart as they are..."

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

Computer use issues