Tech-challenged Chap Pillows

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

God's Phone

Book Worm

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

Telephone Box

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

Old father time saving app

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Computer use issues

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'