Tech-challenged Pillows

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Luddite Zoom.

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

iPhone Senior

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Narcissus 2020

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

1804: Early Social Networking

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"Find out how Trump doesn't pay any taxes, and see if it can be done on my return."

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'