Technologically Challenged Pillows

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"If I could pay my bills I'd pay them online if I had a computer."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

Luddite Zoom.

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Hell for cashiers.

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"