Tech-conflicted Pillows

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

'It's never done that before!'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

'My computers down again!'

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'

Internet Shopping Check Boxes

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

"All of our operators are assisting other customers. Due to the unusually high volume of dumb questions, wait time will be longer than usual."