Frustrated With Tech Pillows

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"A watched file never loads..."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'And you get this free.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

The smartphone app learning curve

"Save! Save! "

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

'He's rebooting the computer '

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

Regretting buying a computer from a franchise rather than a local store.