Frustrated With Tech T-Shirts

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"A watched file never loads..."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'And you get this free.'

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

The smartphone app learning curve

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"How the heck do I know what the password is? That's just a line of flippin' dots!"

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"Save! Save! "

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

'He's rebooting the computer '

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

Regretting buying a computer from a franchise rather than a local store.