Tech Frustrated T-Shirts

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"A watched file never loads..."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'And you get this free.'

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

The smartphone app learning curve

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"Save! Save! "

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"You feel like throwing your computer out the window? Sure, as long as it's fully depreciated!"

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

'He's rebooting the computer '

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

"Sorry to bother you but I can't ask my son for computer help while he's in a in time out."

Regretting buying a computer from a franchise rather than a local store.

'My computers down again!'

'His pacemaker keeps opening and shutting the garage door.'