Overcoming Tech Frustration Pillows

"Eee! Ossifer! THis is a damn sight easier than online flippin' computing!"

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Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"A watched file never loads..."

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"I miss the old days."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

When computers are attacked by Spam.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"I'd be happy if I got half the attention and was half as clever as my kids' smartphones."

A businessman suffering from data overload.

'And you get this free.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'I know the computer's slow, but this really isn't a better way to enter data.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"These kid computer games are so hard to learn that I've decided to skip my second childhood."

PC spits mud out

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

Unknown computer error.

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."