Technologically Challenged Gifts

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"If I could pay my bills I'd pay them online if I had a computer."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

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"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Hell for cashiers.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I get instant messages, but they might as well be snail mail by the time I can get to the computer on my walker!"

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'When my phone broke, we stopped texting and started talking again. I couldn't get a new phone fast enough.'

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

'Grandpa doesn't have a Bluetooth device, dear. He's just complaining to himself again.'

Vulnerability & Technology Venn Diagram

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

"There are times when the modern executive will regret certain upgrades."

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."