Techno-challenged Gifts

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"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Goldie.

Old father time saving app

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

Girl not understanding parents and grandma, due to cell phone breaking up, not understanding them either.

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."

"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"