Techno-challenged Gifts

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

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Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Old father time saving app

iPhone Senior

Goldie.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

"Most people accept our party invitations. We robocall them into submission."

Battery Powered Businessman with Pacemaker/cellphone/laptop/watch/pager/calculator.

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

Girl not understanding parents and grandma, due to cell phone breaking up, not understanding them either.

"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."