Techno-challenged Champion Gifts

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

One-man band - One-man office

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Composer.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

Remote control bridge in bath.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Music Technology

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Composer