Tech Juggler Gifts

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

The age of passwords.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."

"Wheeler, are you going to lunch?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Remote learning

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

A meditating man glancing at his phone

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

"Hello?"

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'