Digital Jugglers Gifts

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Hello?"

Information Tightrope.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'It's for you.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Trapeze artists.

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

"I just can't seem to turn the Wi-Fi off."