Digital Life Juggler Gifts

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Keep the visit short. He needs to check his tweets."

"Go on, sweetie. You have 100% of half my attention."

Work/Life Balance

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Children.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'It's for you.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Trapeze artists.

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"#I #don't #care #what #you #say, #I'm #not #addicted #to #social #media."

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'