Media Juggler Gifts

"After last week's news cycle, this really IS the only answer."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Information. Innuendo

Call Your Office

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Overworked

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Multitasking executive dog

The Communicator

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'