Communication Juggler Gifts

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Hello?"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Could you remind me where I am? Pardon? I forwarded my work phone to my home phone. Then my home phone to my mobile phone. Then my mobile phone back to my work phone back to my mobile phone! Rriiing! Rriiing! Rriiing! Am I currently pretending to be at home, mobile or office?! Now I'm lost.

Trapeze artists.

"...You caught me at a bad time. I accidentally picked up the phone instead of letting voicemail answer it."

'As a matter of fact, I am in the middle of something.'

'It's for you.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Information. Innuendo

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

The Communicator

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'Take a message...'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.