Message Juggler Gifts

The Black Hole Of Messages

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

The coffee's not working.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Spam in inbox.

Senior PGA Moment.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

"Hello?"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

The Communicator

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Overworked

New Ideas in Business.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

The Emeril Isle

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic