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The Black Hole Of Messages

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Spam in inbox.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Senior PGA Moment.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Communicator

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Hello?"

Overworked

New Ideas in Business.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic