Notification Juggler Gifts

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Spam in inbox.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'