Notification Juggler Pillows

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Spam in inbox.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'