System Juggler Pillows

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The coffee's not working.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

The Communicator

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Accounting: In/Ouch

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Doo inc..can and no can.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

Office Woman