Mobile Phone Juggler Gifts

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Hi! I'm on the strain."

'Margie, that rude guy who's always on his cell phone is coming through my line again!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

The Communicator

"Hello?"

Overworked

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'It's for you.'

'Take a message...'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

Trapeze artists.

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'