Phone Juggler Fanatic Gifts

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

The Communicator

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Hello?"

Woman Juggling Emojis

Overworked

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Call centre musicians

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'It's for you.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Take a message...'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

iPhone Senior

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Gotta go."

Trapeze artists.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Multitasking.