Phone Call Juggler Gifts

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Jack Vinton, single parent stalker.

"Leave the dictation for now, Janice, and take this call, please."

"Bob's roofing. Bob speaking"

"There's the phone again. Hold that thought, Ed!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Wealth Juggler.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"Hello?"

The Communicator

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Overworked

'The numbers aren't working.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'