Smartphone Juggler Gifts

Multitaskers Anonymous: We're All Mostly Listening

'Got to go...just been lobbed.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I figured out why your phone is so heavy. You have over 15,000 tabs open."

"Does he realize he's rolled his cell phone and he's talking into his ball?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

The Communicator

"Hello?"

Overworked

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'It's for you.'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"