Smartphone Juggler Pillows

Multitaskers Anonymous: We're All Mostly Listening

'Got to go...just been lobbed.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I figured out why your phone is so heavy. You have over 15,000 tabs open."

"Does he realize he's rolled his cell phone and he's talking into his ball?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Overworked

The Communicator

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'It's for you.'

'Take a message...'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Multitasking.

Trapeze artists.