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"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Hello?"

Trapeze artists.

"...You caught me at a bad time. I accidentally picked up the phone instead of letting voicemail answer it."

'As a matter of fact, I am in the middle of something.'

'It's for you.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Information. Innuendo

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The Communicator

Information Tightrope.

Overworked

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'Take a message...'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

"Gotta go."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Multitasking.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'